We here at Table of Malcontents don't want you to kill yourself, unless you're one of the people who writes comments like "This is news HOW?", "I liked this site better when it was about singing cat videos" or " Hip writing in the name of factual errors. Another example of why Wired is not worth the effort to read." In which case, we hope you do, possibly by asphyxiation when you stuff your own head up your rectum. Everyone else? Don't do it! We need the ad revenue.
Nevertheless, if you must kill yourself, do it with ease and style: use the Suicide Letter Wizard for Microsoft Word!
Now includes a dripping red font and i's dotted with Jolly Rogers!
Say It With Software Art! [Beyond the Beyond]
