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The 25 Funniest Analogies

Let me start out by saying that I don’t buy for a second that every one of these lines is from an actual student, but the 25 Funniest Analogies is an amusing exercise in bad writing nonetheless: He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because […]

StudentwithbookLet me start out by saying that I don't buy for a second that every one of these lines is from an actual student, but the 25 Funniest Analogies is an amusing exercise in bad writing nonetheless:

He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.

The 25 Funniest Analogies [Writing English]