John Brownlee

UK Ministry of Defense Chief Warns Alien Attack Imminent

Scoff all you’d like. That your rectum is safe from the clammy gray hands of malevolent extraterrestrials is a pipe-dream: according to a former Ministry of Defense chief who headed the UK government’s UFO project, “aliens could attack at any time!” “The consequences of getting this one wrong could be huge,” he said. “If you […]
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Scoff all you'd like. That your rectum is safe from the clammy gray hands of malevolent extraterrestrials is a pipe-dream: according to a former Ministry of Defense chief who headed the UK government's UFO project, "aliens could attack at any time!"

"The consequences of getting this one wrong could be huge," he said.

"If you reported a UFO sighting now, I am absolutely sure that you would just get back a standard letter telling you not to worry. ''Frankly we are wide open - if something does not behave like a conventional aircraft now, it will be ignored.

"The X-Files have been closed down." If these words had come from a sci-fi fanatic, they could be easily dismissed by cynics.

Oh, they can still be easily dismissed by cynics, frankly. But not by me. The UFO community is a paragon organization of discriminating intellects and cold, hard evidence. It stands to reason that if aliens were to invent faster than light travel, they would cross entire galaxies to root around double-jointed-elbow-deep in the anal cavities of hairless monkeys from beyond the moon.

'Aliens could attack at any time' warns former MoD chief [Daily Mail]