Nov 21, 2006 2:00 PM

William S. Burroughs Wishes America A Happy Thanksgiving

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7Z_08o108E William S. Burroughs stumbles out of a drugged-out stupor to thank America for the KKK and “the wild turkey and passenger pigeons destined to be shit out of wholesome America guts” on Thanksgiving Day, 1986. Burroughs sure was a fun guy!

William S. Burroughs stumbles out of a drugged-out stupor to thank America for the KKK and "the wild turkey and passenger pigeons destined to be shit out of wholesome America guts" on Thanksgiving Day, 1986. Burroughs sure was a fun guy!

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