Dec 19, 2006 6:59 AM

Flying Spaghetti Monster Christmas Lights

This one speaks entirely for itself. His noodly appendage be praised. Instructions and required matter (63 feet of lights, hundreds of cable ties…) past the link. Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) Christmas Lights [BSAlert.com via Table Of Malcontents]

This one speaks entirely for itself. His noodly appendage be praised.

Instructions and required matter (63 feet of lights, hundreds of cable ties...) past the link.

Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) Christmas Lights [BSAlert.com via Table Of Malcontents]

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