Dec 27, 2006 3:49 AM

Morning Thing: Back To Work

Returning to his desk after a well lubricated Christmas, Table of Malcontents’ editor John Brownlee composes a post of vivid and resplendent genius, while Eliza Gauger — Table of Malcontents’ newest intern — assists.

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Returning to his desk after a well lubricated Christmas, Table of Malcontents' editor John Brownlee composes a post of vivid and resplendent genius, while Eliza Gauger — Table of Malcontents' newest intern — assists.

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