Dec 28, 2006 5:02 AM

Morning Thing: So Sleepy

Seeing as I’m so tired this morning as to require a good colonic douching worth of caffeine, this picture of a man tugging an automobile with his eyelids seems apropos.

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Seeing as I'm so tired this morning as to require a good colonic douching worth of caffeine, this picture of a man tugging an automobile with his eyelids seems apropos.

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