Dec 14, 2006 3:30 PM

Stab Your Knife Into Your Ex Over And Over And Over Again!

This is genius… No knife holder has taken a greater stab at the theatrical than this specially designed Ex knife holder. Et tu, Brute? This 5pc knife holder is unlike any cutlery set you have ever seen! This whimsical, artistic kitchen accessory holds 5 high quality stainless steel kitchen knives (included) in a rather unorthodox […]

This is genius...

No knife holder has taken a greater stab at the theatrical than this specially designed Ex knife holder. Et tu, Brute?
This 5pc knife holder is unlike any cutlery set you have ever seen! This whimsical, artistic kitchen accessory holds 5 high quality stainless steel kitchen knives (included) in a rather unorthodox fashion - STORE YOUR KNIVES IN AN ANONYMOUS EFFIGY DEDICATED TO WHOMEVER YOU PLEASE! Take out your frustrations as you store your knives!
Makes a perfect gift and a guaranteed conversation piece!

... but can't beat as a conversation starter the DIY ex-girlfriend knife holder which, after a heated debate, I made for myself late last year.

The Ex Knife Holder [Shob with Bob & Joyce]

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