Toast is the primary medium of divine revelation today. Which is kind of a gyp if you think about it: two thousand years ago, faith was validated by the curing of leperosy, the splitting of seas, the mass-murder of every child in the kingdoms of our enemies. Now? We're supposed to put together cosmic answers based upon random breakfast stigmata.
Look, while a burn pattern in the shape of Jesus' face beatifically staring out of your morning raison-cinammon toast is pretty enlightening, let's face facts: God's really been phoning in the effort for the last two thousand years. Which means it's time that we all kicked his ass into gear to start giving us actual divine revelations. And the best way to do that? Rob him of the laziness of his primary medium.
So I want everyone to go out and buy a Breakfast-Art Image Toaster. Burn your own Jesus face into your morning toast. Not a Christian? It can be set for Stars of David, Meccan obelisks and Hello! Kitty faces... anything you can think of, really. Note to God: you've just been one-upped by Brookstone.
Breakfast Art Toaster Warms Your Soul [Gizmodo]
