Dec 12, 2006 10:30 AM

Winobot: "The Most Technologically Advanced Wino Ever Created"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6m3ALapeuY A police detective caught in an explosion that turns him into a pool of meat slurry is rebuilt in the ultimate cybernetic frame. Unfortunately, they rebuilt the wrong guy. Some seriously great animation from MTV’s Wonder Showzen.

A police detective caught in an explosion that turns him into a pool of meat slurry is rebuilt in the ultimate cybernetic frame. Unfortunately, they rebuilt the wrong guy. Some seriously great animation from MTV's Wonder Showzen.

TopicsTable of Malcontents

Your Vape Wants to Know How Old You Are

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Boone Ashworth

A Hot-Air Balloon Landed in a California Backyard. The Owner Says It's a 'Very Rare' Event

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Brian Barrett

You Can Soon Buy a $4,370 Humanoid Robot on AliExpress

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Justin Pot

I Tested the MacBook Neo and the MacBook Air. Here's Which One You Should Buy

After conducting long-term testing on both the MacBook Neo and MacBook Air, I have a good idea who should buy which laptop.

Luke Larsen

NASA Wants to Put Nuclear Reactors on the Moon

The White House has announced that NASA will work with the Departments of Defense and Energy to put nuclear reactors in orbit and on the surface of the moon.

Jorge Garay

The Internet's Most Powerful Archiving Tool Is in Peril

As major news outlets cut off the Wayback Machine, journalists and advocacy groups are rallying to protect the Internet Archive’s vast collection of web pages.

Kate Knibbs

The Trajectory of the Artemis II Moon Mission Is a Feat of Engineering

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Luca Nardi

Your Art Can Go in This San Francisco Alley

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Boone Ashworth

Bremont Is Sending a Watch to the Moon’s Surface

Bremont’s Supernova Chronograph will be attached to the chassis of Astrolab’s FLIP rover, which will land on the moon later this year.

Tim Barber

Anduril Wants to Own the Future of War Tech. Mishaps, Delays, and Challenges Abound

From drones to missiles to submarines, the $30.5 billion defense startup wants to transform how the tools of war are made. It’s not all going as planned.

Paresh Dave

Artemis II: Everything We Know as Its Crew Approaches the Far Side of the Moon

Artemis II remains on course for its lunar flyby as the crew shares historic photos of Earth, tests key systems for future lunar missions, and attempts to fix the toilet.

Javier Carbajal