Table of Malcontents

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Link: Table of Malcontents.

"The ingredients for the ideal drama are universally debated, but for one key staple: furries. The furry community is the perfect storm: lonely, tech-savy, sexually deviant, verbose, outcast, resentful, and blessed with enormous amounts of free time and an unflagging motivation to write and write and write and write. Their sheer output could convince the casual observer that the majority of the World Wide Web is in fact dedicated to hosting galleries of inflation macro mpreg vore yiffery, with the rest being made up of Something Awful pranks/memes, MySpace, and 4chan."

*Okay, check those ToMcats out: this is like some stunning wired.com remake of BoingBoing, (as if BoingBoing itself wasn't already some cheerier, goofier remake of WIRED contributors and editors). As a denizen of a fading generation, yes, I'm always throwing stuff into BEYOND THE BEYOND and thinking: y'know... maybe this isn't quite what the enterprise has in mind....

Then I go read TABLE OF MALCONTENTS and I feel all better. Really, I do. "Inflation macro mpreg vore yiffery"?? You know what? That actually MAKES SENSE to a certain set of people! I swear it does! There isn't any other way to properly phrase it!