Thirty Years Ago In Fashion: Unisex Lace Bell Bottoms

Fellas, looking for a natural way to exhibit your feminist enlightenment? Why not wear transparent, skin-tight lace bell bottoms?

Unisex: not just a new way of dress, but a new way of life. It brings out all that's feminine in a woman...

By clearly exposing her vagina.

... all that's sexy and male in a man

By letting you see his shlong.

... Proving, for once and for all, that it's not the clothes that separate the girls from the boys...

But, in fact, the oblongular convexity or concavity of their genitalia.

A look that's sheer flair, sheer verve, sheer nerve... in waist sizes 24 to 34"...

In other words, no fatties.

Added bonus: the male model's facial hair in this advertisement looks exactly like Wired.com blog overlord Joel Johnson's.

Found via the Vintage Photography Livejournal.