Win Nicael's Life On EBay

The following is an excerpt from an eBay listing that closed 3 days ago:

- I have around 15 close friends and around 170 other friends
- I have 2 nemeses.
- Lifestyle is very social. It includes a lot of going out.

The auction is listed as "New Life for Sale!!" The guy in the picture is Nicael. The winner gets to keep his name, his phone number, all his worldly possessions (from baby pictures to ex-girlfriend gifts), his skills (which include handstands and devil stick twirling), and his social life.

As with any human living in 2007, there's a little bit of baggage. Here's what Nicael still has on the back burner:

- A friend owes me $20. Another friend owes me a six-pack of beer which you can redeem upon winning the bid.

- The winning applicant should probably shout the next $20 worth of weed.

- Will need to become vegetarian. This can however be changed in the future.

- There is some tension with a former ex from a painful breakup which must be inherited.

By the way, here's what you DON'T get:

- Degrees/qualifications

- Drivers License

- Passport

- Future Inheritance

- Formal/Legal Identity

The auction went pretty well. 48 bids, with the winning bid at$7,500.00. I think I'd be up for selling my life for about that muchmoney.

Well...maybe not.

New Life for Sale! [eBay via King Nutter]