Sheesh, Kohler hasn't done this for like, ever. Leave it to the girl to clean up the joint, I see how it is. Harrumph.
Clearly the most important news of yesterday was the fact that I would be gracing you with my fabulous presence, but we also learned that Viva Pinata is for chicks (at least according to Bill Gates), that Nokia still has faith in the N-Gage ('cause nothin' says "sexy" like side talkin'), and that profiteering douchebags who tried to make a mint off the PS3 launch lost out bigtime (welcome to karmic justice, population: you).
When PlayStation 3 Speculation Goes Wrong
Southwest Fliers Get Free Nintendo DS
NES Collection Auction: It's Baaack
So I Finally Beat Twilight Princess
Virtual Consolation Prize: Save Madonna!
Sony: PS3 Driving Blu-Ray Sales
[Game|Life Survivor Ends: Winner Inside](https://www.wired.com/games/2007/02/gamelife_surviv.html)