I hate Valentine's Day. Although it's an excellent opportunity to pick up desperate women who have not been able to find Valentine's Dates and have screaming uteral walls desperate to nourish a fetus, it's crass commercialism and pink teddy bear cliche is anti-romance. Valentine's Day is best left in second grade, your heart in your throat as you wait for the prettiest girl in the class to drop a construction paper card in the box taped to the front of your desk.
Add zombies to the mix, though? I'm there. I'd love to get one of these Valentine's Day cards, designed by Kipling West and Tom Bagley of the 7 Deadly Sinners blog for the Zombie Valentines art show, opening tomorrow at Calgary's Carbon Media Design gallery.
Annalee and I were both just discussing our secret disdain for being given anything on Valentine's Day, but I think we can both agree we'd change our mind for a Zombie Valentine, because really, the person who gave us one of those would just have to be our soul mate.
Zombie Valentines [Drawn]
