Adventure Time, a cartoon by Pendleton Ward made for Nickelodeon as one of their Random Cartoons, is simply too awesome to describe. This is exactly what my dreams are like when — after a botttle of scotch and a Xanax — I zoom off to slumberland, ready for another oneiric round of adventures!
Abraham Lincoln: "Pen, your mind has been transported back and time... and to Mars!"
Pen: "Whuh?"
Abraham Lincoln: "IT DOESN'T MATTER!"
