America's Plan for Mooninite Defense

At the risk of Mooniniting everyone out, my friend Sven’s response to being told about the hysterical evacuation of Boston’s collective bowels in response to the Aqua Teen Hunger Force guerilla ad campaign is simply too priceless not to post. Me: They arrested the poor guy who was hired by Adult Swim to do it. […]

Mooninite

At the risk of Mooniniting everyone out, my friend Sven's response to being told about the hysterical evacuation of Boston's collective bowels in response to the Aqua Teen Hunger Force guerilla ad campaign is simply too priceless not to post.

Me: They arrested the poor guy who was hired by Adult Swim to do it.

Sven: They should've just declared war on the fucking moon.

Which could hardly be considered more of an overreaction than what Boston actually did, which was scramble bomb squads and initiate a citywide code red terrorist alert. Of course, chances of a moon invasion are fairly slim: it's not like there's any oil there. Still, think about all the zany conspiracy theories we'd all get to enjoy if there were!