Christian School Doesn't Like Teacher's Vampire Erotica

The coolest teacher in the world has been suspended from her job at a small British Christian school for improper conduct. The conduct in question? Calling herself Vampira and writing erotic gothic novels about sexy vampires and the women who want to be sucked off by them.

By day, Samantha Goldstone is an English and Drama teacher for St. Christophe's CoE High School in Accrington, Lancashire. But by moonlight, she lets her tresses down, applies fake fangs and Revlon Black Cherry lipstick, and writes under the pseudonym Paigan Stone.

Here's the plot to her debut novel, Gabriele Caccini: The Vampire Gene:

Gabriele Caccini is about the fictional nephew of Giulio Caccini (a real historical character - the man who effectively invented opera). Gabriele becomes a vampire after being seduced and bitten by Lucrezia, who then spurns him, leaving him to spend the rest of his life searching for a mate to share his immortality. The quest is unsuccesful and Gabriele has to re-invent himself each generation, killing hundreds of yourng women in the process - not altogether unwillingly.

Additionally, our blood-sucking protagonist apparently uses ecstasy to drug attractive women before seducing them. A protagonist I can certainly relate to.

It's shameful that a grown woman following such an innocuous literary pursuit as escapist vampire erotica would be suspended from her job for pursuing it. As usual, the only people at the school who realize just how cool Ms. Goldstone is are the kids: they've nicknamed her Vampira and flocked to her website to show their support as her own personal constabulary of children of the damned.

Erotic 'Miss Vampira' upsets school [Metro] (Pic is not actually the teacher, but far more interesting than her actual image)