Don't Screw That Hedgehog!

This is doubtlessly a transgression upon Sex Drive Daily's domain, but the post really writes itself:

A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after he had sex with a hedgehog on a witchdoctor's advice.

Zoran Nikolovic, 35, from Belgrade, says the witchdoctor told him it would cure his premature ejaculation.

But he ended up in an operating theatre after the hedgehog's needles left his penis severely lacerated.

But it cured his premature ejaculation! Other effective witchdoctor methods include skinning your penis like a carrot before intercourse and lubricating your condom with hydrochloric acid.

Man needed surgery after sex with hedgehog [Ananova]