This sounds like the best bus station ever...
...except then you remember the Bulgarian bus stations you've been in. A heel-sucking ichor sticks to all the floors; the walls are coated in what appears to be the jelly-like congealment of sputum. To your left, a woman with fungous teeth tries to solicit you for anal sex in the men's room toilet; to your right, a man begins screaming and tearing his skin off to remove the thousands of invisible spiders. And those are only the two nearest souls in a stinking pit of human depravity and despair. Everyone watching soft core porn together only makes it more filthy.
Bus stops - now with added porn [Metro]
