Feb 1, 2007 11:45 PM

Flotsam, Jetsam for 02/01/2007

• Small little robots that sit on your lap, wiggle and talk. You program them with your interests, and if you happen to find another loser walking around with a Teddy Ruxbin on his shoulder, it’ll tell you that you guys should hook up. • The best babes are the babes in space. • The […]

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