Flying Spaghetti Monster Papercraft Automaton

Although I can not abide the smug hipster doofuses who seem to think that the Flying Spaghetti Monster single-handedly exposes every single person who believes in a higher-power as a superstitious monkey man, I have to admit that an anthropomorphic pile of spaghetti that flies through outer space is still a pretty cool monster, and all cool monsters deserve their face time on ToM... especially if you can print one out, tape it together and make a cool papercraft automaton out of it!

The Flying Spaghetti Monster, a model to download print out and make.

Once complete turn the handle on this cardboard curiosity and the Flying Spaghetti Monster waves his noodly appendages. Let the pasta power of the FSM help with your tricky decisions, turn the handle and ask yourself "What would Flying Spaghetti Monster Do?"

Probably slither his linguine tentacles up your nostrils and lay baby meatballs in your brain, I'm guessing.

Flying Spaghetti Monster [Flying Pig]