The ideal woman is beautiful, caring, supportive, and small enough to fit in your pocket, at least according to new mobile game Mobi Lover. The cell phone game is essentially a chick tamagotchi that's careful to make the distinction that she's not your girlfriend, she's your lover. Read into that whatever you like, but I'm pretty sure it means you won't have to go to Bed, Bath, and Beyond with her. Lest ye Sensitive New Age Guys get your knickers in a twist over the sexism of the whole thing, there's a boyfriend version, too, called Mobi Loverman.
Mobi Lover Gets Frisky on Your Phone [PocketGamer]
