Mooninite Bombs Made Of Batteries and Wires

So wasn't it self-evident that the LED Mooninite displays weren't actually bombs? Not according to Attorney General Martha Coakley, who explained the deeply suspicious nature of the Aqua Teen Hunger Force guerrilla promotion to reporters last night:

"[The device] had a very sinister appearance. It had a battery behind it, and wires."

Got that? The litmus test for terrorist devices include both batteries and wires... yet, strangely enough, no actual explosives. Just to make sure you don't get arrested for inciting a terrorist panic, here's a brief list of things you shouldn't leave lying on the streets of the city of Boston.

• Electric wall clocks

• Television remote controls with the battery cover removed

• Flashlights

• Broken laptops

• Old Game Boys

• Batteries

• Wires

• Cyberpunk dildos

• Old animatronics for your Christmas lawn display

This list is not meant to be comprehensive. Just a heads up: batteries and wires are 'sinister.'