John Brownlee

Mooninites Unite!

After the Boston Mooninite Terrrorist Attack, I had high hopes that the American people would come together in a show of solidarity like they did after September 11th, when over 200 million Americans hung a flag from their front porch displaying a patriotic teddy bear and the words ‘Never forget’. Unfortunately, that didn’t happen: heck, […]

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After the Boston Mooninite Terrrorist Attack, I had high hopes that the American people would come together in a show of solidarity like they did after September 11th, when over 200 million Americans hung a flag from their front porch displaying a patriotic teddy bear and the words 'Never forget'.

Unfortunately, that didn't happen: heck, we didn't even get a ribbon campaign. Thankfully, MooninitesUnite.org is trying to fill the hole in America's heart with the protruding middle digits of Ignignoky and Err:

Ok, that Boston thing was silly. Like, silly to the max. So in an effort to show how harmless and gentle the Mooninites are, we here at Anti Anti Culture ask that you, fine patrons of the Internet, unite to support our fine extra-terrestrial friends by sticking Ignignokt and/or Err atop your webpages, Myspace profiles, blogs, or anything else shrouded in darkness. All that's needed is some code pasted on your site (no graphics, no flash, just lovely cross-browser & valid HTML/CSS) and you got yourselves some Mooninite love.

Unfortunately, Conde Net won't let us here display Ignignokt on the top of every page here at ToM, so consider this one post our show of solidarity with the minds behind MooninitesUnite.org.

Mooninites Unite [Official Site]