Rob Beschizza from Gadget Lab took my fez picture from the other day, ran it through some Photoshop filters and came up with this truly ghastly recreation. It appears that what is snaking around my neck is meant to be the tentacle of a cephalopod, but in reality it looks like the engorged prehensile phallus of a gigantic dolphin. He also sliced off all the cartilage in my nose, leaving me only a couple of dripping, cadaver-like nasal passages. Gee, thanks, Rob.
