Feb 2, 2007 7:07 AM

Morning Thing: The Wife and Kids Say "Hi!"

Good morning, everyone! My darling bride and my little angels extend a Mooninite salute! Note little Janey on the far right: she’s always been cute as a button, but just the teensiest bit… well… stupid. Just like her mama!

Good morning, everyone! My darling bride and my little angels extend a Mooninite salute! Note little Janey on the far right: she's always been cute as a button, but just the teensiest bit... well... stupid. Just like her mama!

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