Our favorite inventor, Troy Hurtubise, demonstrates his Trojan Armor, designed to make nigh-invulnerable our brave soldiers in Iraq.
It's an intimidating piece of technology: inspired by video games and using only duct tape and used sports equipment Troy found at the local Salvation Army, Troy has come up with the most sophisticated design for biomechanical armor we've ever see come out of North Bay, Ontario. And we just LOVE the clock built into the crotch.
Sure, we're a little bit skeptical of the fans blaring next to his ears, or the fact that Troy's throat is clearly exposed, but all of these logistical objections disappear as we become charmed by the frenetic delivery of his sales pitch. Boy, I sure hope the governments start placing orders: apparently, Troy's had to sell his armor on eBay to avoid getting evicted.
