I'm not saying that there aren't reasons to be tweaked with any of the next-gen systems, but this list of the Top Ten Reasons New Consoles Suck is really just plain silly. Griping that you have to have an HDTV to "truly appreciate" the new consoles' capabilities is maybe kinda sorta a fair point, but complaining because the Wii is "too cute"? Come on, you can do better than that. I mean, it's not like the Wii is purple, or anything. (Um...let's just skip the "purple Wii" jokes, shall we? Thanks.)
The list is too close to serious to be good satire, too goofy to be truly insightful commentary, but I was feeling listy, so I thought I'd include it anyway, just for kicks.
Top Ten Reasons New Game Consoles Suck [GameDaily]
