You may walk, and laugh, and breathe, but if you don't love Hedwig and the Angry Inch, you aren't human. You're a soulless Martian who should be destroyed.
Korea loves Hedwig. As tensions mount with Kim Jong Il, I think this YouTube video of the Korean Hedwig performing 'Tear Me Down' should be programmed into the nuclear launch sequence. When a presidential finger jams down on the red 'Nuke Korea Button', they should be forced to watch this video, then asked to confirm their order. No one would have the heart. It would be the first step to peace. After all, as Hedwig herself tells us, there ain't that much difference between a bridge and wall.
Thanks, Joel! Original version of this song, after the jump.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H63jj_BQeN8
