From the Late Show with David Letterman:
10. Says "This is a giant leap for mankind" as she tosses you off a bridge
9. You turn on CNN and see the Hubble Telescope focusing on your house
8. She promises to "Take you out like pluto"
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Top 10 signs an astronaut is trying to kill you
From the Late Show with David Letterman: 10. Says “This is a giant leap for mankind” as she tosses you off a bridge 9. You turn on CNN and see the Hubble Telescope focusing on your house 8. She promises to “Take you out like pluto” … Link
