The sort of experience that predicates nightmarish delirium tremens hallucinations:
New Mexico is taking its fight against drunken driving to men's restrooms around the state. The state has ordered 500 talking urinal cakes that will deliver a recorded anti-DWI message to bar and restaurant patrons who make one last pit stop before getting behind the wheel.
"Hey there, big guy. Having a few drinks?" a female voice says a few seconds after an approaching male sets off a motion sensor in the device. "It's time to call a cab or ask a sober friend for a ride home."
Why not take it to the obvious next level? Gargling sounds, followed by, "Mmm. Hey there, sailor. That's a heady malt you're brewing there." And the sound of the urinal flushing is replaced by an audible swallowing.
Urinals speak out against DWI [Albuquerque Tribune]
