• The first personal hovercraft looks an awful lot like a floor polisher. At Autopia.
• True love at Game|Life: "I'm not the sappy type, but my fondest memories of my boyfriend and me together is two winters ago when Resident Evil 4 was released. I used to drive out to his dorm and watch him blow Ganados' heads off and suplex zombies while we were snuggled up." Notice, however, that she didn't get to suplex any zombies: if he really loved her, he'd have given up the remote.
• How to stalk half-naked girls you know on Flickr, kidnap them and patiently wait for Stockholm Syndrome to kick in over at Sex Drive Daily.
• Bodyhack continues its gruesome blow by blow account of one father's ice pick attack on the skull of his young son: Part 2 of Hacking My Child's Brain.
• Listening Post thinks MP3 horns are coming to an automobile near you. I'm unenthused: 'La Cucaracha' is too classic to replace.
