Leg Suture Leads To Love

I've tried to get girls to notice me with this approach, but given the fact that I'm not a medical doctor, they tend to freak out a little when they wake up from the ether soaked rag...

Fulson, who took a nasty spill while snowboarding on Aspen Mountain, discovered a phone number from someone named Sandy stitched into his left leg after reconstructive surgery. 'Sandy' turned out to be Dr. Sandra Nemington, head of the surgical team responsible for rebuilding Fulson's ligaments.

"I saw him when he arrived for prep and couldn't resist leaving my info,", 35 year-old Dr. Nemington said. "I imagine he gets a lot of numbers and I didn't want him to overlook mine."

Nemington insisted that the digits, artfully stitched, won't become part of Fulson's permanent scar in case things don't work out.

Please keep in mind the source: that well-respected bastion of respectable journalism, The Weekly World News. Either it's fake, or Sandy's hot enough to make even snowboarding playboys forget about the signed confession for the million dollar malpractice lawsuit they've got stitched into their flesh.

Amorous Surgeon Leaves Phone Number in Suture [Yahoo] (via Spluch)