Man's Tongue Won't Stop Growing, Girlfriend Thrilled

As a follow-up to yesterday's post in which we definitively proved that the divine intervention of God was necessary to create Gene Simmons most famous asset, the tongue of the longest-tongued man in the world just won't stop growing.

5 years-old Stephen Taylor (UK) has a tongue that measures 9.4 cm (3.74 in) from the tip to the centre of his closed top lip, which made him the Guinness World Record holder of the world longest tongue. Using his tongue to touch his nostrils is always a simple task for the teaching assistant. Amazingly, Stephen's tongue has recently grown to a length of 10 cm, and he can now almost lick his elbow using his tongue! However, his main worry now is that his mouth will have problem keeping his tongue if it keeps on growing.

His tongue has not only made him famous but also helped him win the heart of his fiancee. When they first met, he showed her his lengthy tongue which made her laugh, after which they starting dating (what a unique way to chase a girl!). The only problem now - she doesn't really enjoy the passion of kissing with Stephen cause she's worried that she might get suffocated by his tongue!

Take heart, miss. If it grows another few inches, Stephen can snake it up through your guts to french kiss your mouth from the inside.

World longest tongue has grown longer! [Spluch]