Mar 9, 2007 5:20 AM

Morning Thing: Finally! A Messiah We Can All Get Behind...

Now this is what I call a Messiah. The glistening abs. The taut, rippling pecs. Eloi eloi lama sabachthani my ass… this Jesus just flexes his muscles and the cross breaks apart like kindling. Thanks, Rob!

Now this is what I call a Messiah. The glistening abs. The taut, rippling pecs. Eloi eloi lama sabachthani my ass... this Jesus just flexes his muscles and the cross breaks apart like kindling.

Thanks, Rob!

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