As we learned yesterday, a line of Assassin's Creed novels is on the way, which is almost, but not quite, as neat as a line of Assassin's Creed comics would be. But reading, I've heard, is fundamental, so it's all good. If your brain isn't quite up to the challenge of combining nouns and verbs, you can always check out the new Mii voting channel, for which all you really need is the ability to flip a coin, or at least some mad "eenie meenie miney moe" skills. If all that coin flipping puts you in a sports frame of mind, worry not, for we have the solution: Tecmo. Friggin. Bowl. Booyah!
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Assassin's Creed Novelizations Coming
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Battle of the Meta-Boxes
New Mii Voting Channel Coming Next Month
Castlevania on PSP: Reading Between the Bloodlines
Rumor: PSP Redesign at E3?
Mega64 Meets Miyamoto
Weight Lifting
Cannon Bods
