No, You Can't Have a $1,500 Keyboard

With apologies to the makers of the irredeemably pricey Optimus Maximus LED keyboard and a tip o’ the hat to the infamous creator of “

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With apologies to the makers of the irredeemably pricey Optimus Maximus LED keyboard and a tip o' the hat to the infamous creator of "No, You Can't Have a Pony."