You guys are truly awesome. We've gotten an incredible batch of headers from you and I can't tell you how much just that one simple act causes my finger to tremble hesitatingly above the bright red nuke button that will put our entire filthy race of monolith-licking monkeys out of our collective misery.
But our latest fan submission is even better: in fact, it may have turned me around about this whole 'humanity' thing completely. Insanely multi-talented Camillo Miller (Mr. Spaghetti Communist himself) wrote us in with our own ToM song. He insists it's just a prototype, but I love it so much I'm gonna post it as is. If anyone wants to try remixing it, go for it: I'll make that this week's contest.
Download Camillo Miller's ToM Jingle Here
I'll admit, folksy chords aren't quite what I think of when I think of ToM's musical styles: robot bloops and screaming goth girls underlying a hip-hop style roll call of everyone who's ever shown me disrespect is more what I have in mind. That said, I think Camillo's lyrics more than make up for the folksy roots. There's a wonderful irony about it. And this certainly betrays a hell of a lot more talent than I can muster for practically anything. I actually like this: it's catchy. I want to sing it.
When Wired eventually shitcans us for essentially being a bunch of profane weirdos, I expect all of you to gather outside of Wired's San Francisco Headquarters holding candles above your head and collectively singing this song as a sign of protest!
The lyrics, after the jump:
Where are you going
when you'll need your daily
dose of Lovecraftian Gods
and a steampunk blaster gun?
Don't be surprised
if you find octopi
talking about russian facts
typing on keyboards made of brass
It's the table of malcontents
you would try to read today
'cause it's the place where you will find
what your geek side reclaims
It's the table of malcontents
you should try to read today
they'll make you laugh and cry
and they will show you how
to make the future look a bit victorian aged
and how to spread your geekness proudly is not a shame
