50 Foot Michael Jackson Robot To Destroy Vegas

Reuters subhead: "Will mechanically copulate with thirty-foot robotic toddler, monkey."

Michael Jackson is in discussions about creating a 50-foot robotic replica of himself to roam the Las Vegas desert, according to reports. The pop legend is currently understood to be living in the city, as he considers making a comeback after 2004's turbulent child sex case.

It has now been claimed that his plans include an elaborate show in Vegas, which would feature the giant Jacko striding around the desert, firing laser beams.

No further comment. What more could possibly be said? Insert your own Mad Libs style joke here, possibly about a six foot tall nose made out of steel sliding off the robot's face and crushing a bowl-legged octogenarian.

Michael Jackson wants Vegas robot [Yahoo!]