Captain America's Melbourne Burrito Molestation Spree

It looks like Captain America isn't dead after all... he's just sidetracked his career to molesting stray women with his red, white and blue burrito.

Meet Dr. Raymond Adamcik. The Florida man, dressed as Captain America and with a burrito stuffed in his tights, was arrested Saturday night for allegedly groping women at a Melbourne bar. Adamcik was part of a pub crawl in which participants wore costumes. While at the On Tap bar, Adamcik, 54, allegedly touched the genital areas of two women, according to a Melbourne Police Department report, a copy of which you'll find here. "Because there were so many cartoon characters in the bar at this time, all Captain Americas were asked to go outside for a possible identification," notes the report.

That there was more than one suspect in the case is the delicious marzipan filling of this story.

When Capt. America Throws His Mighty Burrito [Smoking Gun] (via Boing Boing)