Cthulhu Cthursday: Crochet Cthulhu

It's looking bleak that any woman will ever love me so much as to crochet me a Cthulhu. My mother might have done it in healthier days, but now she's all stroked out on me. Certainly, my gaggle of Cambodian child brides don't seem up to the task. Which means that if I want my own crochet Cthulhu, I need to start seducing Craftster.org user PerpetualHysteria, stat.

She seems to be the only one who knows how to make one, and she's just not coughing up the info. As she explains:

Alright, honestly I've never even SEEN an H.P. Lovecraft book. But my friend adores them, sooo I made her a kinda-sorta-amigurumi-but-not-really Cthulhu, modeled after the existing plushies, but other then that, I had nooo idea what I was doing and just made it up as I went along. I like how it turned out, but his feet are just bizarre.

Honestly, just look at that Cthulhu, with his knit wings and shoe-button eyes. Couldn't you imagine it tucked under the arm of some adorable Polish poppet? I wish my children to carry around such a Cthulhu by his foot, like a teddy bear, and suck his tentacles while they sleep.

He who sleeps under the sea... in adorable semi-amigurumi no-pattern form? [Craftster]