Apr 27, 2007 4:12 PM

Fake Steve Jobs: Wall Street Journal As Jabba The Hutt

Fake Steve Jobs weighs in with a rousing screed detailing the coverage of Motorola CEO Ed Zander, delivering one of the best take downs of The Wall Street Journal I’ve read in a long time: "Let me share a little secret with you about how the Wall Street Journal operates. First thing you have to […]

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Fake Steve Jobs weighs in with a rousing screed detailing the coverage of Motorola CEO Ed Zander, delivering one of the best take downs of The Wall Street Journal I’ve read in a long time:

"Let me share a little secret with you about how the Wall Street Journal operates. First thing you have to know is that despite its big rep the Journal doesn't actually go out and dig up stories. It sits in New York, like Jabba the Hut, and waits for people to feed stories into its maw. (The implied threat being that if you don't play ball, Jabba will destroy you.)"

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