What the next U.S. presidential needs is it's own version of Matayoshi Jesus!
Matayoshi Jesus (legally Mitsuo Matayoshi) is a would-be Japanese politician who has publicly proclaimed himself the living incarnation of Jesus Christ. In his absurd kabuki-style voice, Matayoshi Jesus issues his campaign promises: that, if elected to the office of prime minister, he will single-handedly initiate the Last Judgement (as written in the Book of Revelation).
Also, as you can see, Matayoshi Jesus has a long and proud history of inviting his political rivals to disembowel themselves.
