Despite spending my entire life, to this point, living within 30 miles of Philadelphia, I recently moved to North Carolina. Yeah, I know. The other day, my friend Amy, who is from NC but recently moved to California, asked me how the pollen was. At the time, I had no idea what she was on about. Waking up to find every available surface outside covered in a dusting of pollen so thick that I could write my name in it, I now know what she meant. North Carolina is trying to kill me, people. Please don't send flowers to my funeral--it would be too painfully ironic.
If it weren't for my impending demise, I'd have a lot to be happy about. One of my favorite games of all time, Deus Ex, is available for download from Steam, we finally have some info on the new NiGHTS game, and there are people in the world who are both brilliant enough and nerdy enough to make robots outta Legos. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go cast Magic Missile at the pollen.
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