
Beware the ides of April, good friends, for they bring with them references to deductibles, dividend interest, and other things involving math. I finally got around to doing my state taxes yesterday, and found that I had achieved that nirvana-esque equilibrium where I had paid exactly what I owed. Ohmmmm....
My peaceful inner calm has since been shattered by raging indecision, however. I never actually finished Resident Evil 4 on the GameCube, and had planned on starting it over, but now I wonder if I should just wait for the Wii version instead. Also, I have once again been traumatized by the sight of Kohler's Pokemans. Seriously, he gets two drinks in him and starts whipping out his Pichu for everyone to see. There is really only one way to regain my zen: I must go kick monkeys. If you'll excuse me.
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