A public access Christian show called Toilet Full of Presents explains the difference between evolution and involution with a bunch of insane twitching puppets.
"Evolution is where a lie is told and multiplies over years in which frog become men.. in which each species intertwines each other and becomes a tentacled mass of chaos... I think you should sleep in a grease dumpster!"
I couldn't have said it better myself, Reverend Rickey! "Evolution... it's sodomite science!"
