Look at these revolting, crystal-encrusted mice. Look at the face of the enemy. Look into this abyss of cheap and tacky gadget-bling. These are touted as "dazzling" optical sensor devices, "flashing" a 3-button design, offering "yummy" colors that vaguely resemble jet, fuscia, sapphire and peridot and so on.
I'd rather tear my hair out than buy one of these, but for some reason, I have to being every instance of Swarovsky-horror to your attention. It's like a train wreck, seen in the gadget world's highly-refractive, pastel-colored answer to sequins.
The mouse is $35, from The Crystal Chick, which makes matching perfume atomizers and phone cases, and sells the dried snot separately by the 100-bag.
Product Page [Crystal Chick via Gadget Candy]
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