The Ukrainian Who Stared At The Sun For 13 Straight Hours

As orange and leathery as a decomposing tangerine, Nikolay Dolgorukiy makes a bold claim: according to his website, he is "the first Ukrainian who is living on sunlight, energy of space and liquid nutrition." Not only that? He can eat sunlight through his eyes.

How did Nikolay get started eating sunlight through his melted retinas? His official website eloquently explains:

Dolgorukiy began the experiment of the research of the possibilities of own organism in the morning 25 in august 2003. He went out in the yard and applied to his own organs with the order, which hardly made them glad. — I said aloud by the not objectionable voice 3 times: «We pass to cosmic energy and liquid nutrition!- relates Nikolay. — Organs hear everything excellently, because the brain is a God for them. They heard the order, they felt that they don`t get habitual food, and they began to change little by little.

However, organism was found like not very compliant: Nikolay saw «terrible» dreams during first 2 weeks — as if he eats appetizing buns.

That said, Nikolay warns that beginners should only pry open their eyelids with their thumbs and stare directly at the sun under the supervision of a trained Ukrainian opthamologist. You should also blink a lot. If you don't, there's a slim (slim!) chance that you might cook your vitreous jelly like eggs over easy.

Nikolay Dolgorukiy - the first Ukrainian who is living on sunlight,
energy of space and liquid nutrition [Narod.ru] (Thanks, Ryan!)