A brutal £1000 reminder to parents that you have got to watch your kids every waking moment. Or else you risk what happened at the McConnell family home in Londonderry recently:
It is at times like this that it is most tempting to defer to the wisdom of Jay Pinkerton: "I don't adopt retarded, violent midgets and invite them into my home for decades at a time, either, and I fail to see the difference in principle."
Mini-McEnroe [Belfast Telegraph, via Engadget]
